Seriously. What is it about critters and my house? Yes, yes, I know.....the woods beside my home. A breeding ground to many different creatures. But why can't they just STAY there? Why do they have to 'be all up in my business'????? As in PLEASE STAY OFF MY PROPERTY and I'll leave you alone. *SIGH* They don't listen. Case in point, yesterday morning. Three, YES three, spiders are hanging on the outside of my sliding door. And if there's one thing I can NOT stand, it's spiders anywhere NEAR my house. The phrase 'deathly afraid' would not be inappropriate in this situation. Spiders scare the {insert your own descriptive word here} out of me, they literally make me freeze, shake and shiver....any size, any kind - it doesn't matter. Now back to the spiders yesterday morning. The ones playing on my sliding door. The sliding door I had to open to let the dog out to do her morning business. Let's just say that they are no longer living on my porc...